The once white sock was now discolored a deep orange, stained as usual with his toe prints on the bottom. As it hit the floor I stared down at the thing for a minute. Several times I’d be walking when suddenly **swap** the sound of his long wet soccer collided with the bridge of my nose and lips. He knew I was the lame towel boy that was supposed to take all the soccer players soiled socks and jocks to the Laundromat. Until one day…I was walking into the locker room, and Matt knew who I was. Even when he took off his huge cleats in the locker room, and people felt the compulsion to hold their nose, no one would ever dare to complain about his intensely sweaty foot odor. But no one would think to ever question Matt about his sock habits. A lot of the soccer players noticed that he would go for weeks of playing soccer without changing his socks. Matt was a big dude, about 6 8’’ and he had these long white Adidas soccer socks he loved to wear to pretty much every practice. I remember watching his feet resting on the edge of the foot stool from the other room, afraid that he might catch me staring at his rank and smelly feet. “Geez, man, my feet fuckin stink today!” he exclaimed out loud.īoy was he right. “Thump…thump” his cleats sounded as they hit the floor.
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Usually he’d go over to the lazy boy recliner that he owned in the den and remind himself that it was time to veg out and relax. Everyday he’d come home all muddied from soccer with his socks stained from a long hard game and sweat pouring down his ankles. Intrigued and ready to dip your toes into the skank genre? Then, my friends, it's time to make like Paul Rudd in Anchorman and musk up.Matt was the star player on his high school soccer time. Like indolic scents, animalic fragrances can make you think about sex - not the rom-com version, but the real, sweaty, up-close-and-personal kind.
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They’re made of animal-derived musk, civet, ambergris, or castoreum, but they’re usually made synthetically now as not to hurt the animals involved.
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Others get cat pee or body odor.Īnimalic fragrances also fall in the “skanky” genre. To some people, indoles smell like bad breath. They can also be created synthetically, so perfumers use them to intensify a floral fragrance.
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What are indoles? Indoles are a chemical compound that can either smell like jasmine (jasmine is naturally indolic) or like feces. The reason my boyfriend’s brother wasn’t feeling Flying Fox was because of the presences of indoles. If that’s your thing, great! But if you’re craving something more, something a bit skankier, then please, pull up a seat next to me. Popular perfumes strip away all the dirty, sticky, stinky glory and leave only the “clean” notes, the shampoo florals that are so pleasantly bland they get cranked out like crazy and purchased by the masses, hoping to cover up any “human” smell lurking on our skin. What’s that old adage about everything beautiful having a secret ugliness? It also smells a little dirty, something that so many modern perfumes are missing and that the legendary classics had in spades. It sounds a little weird to shower with soap that mimics the natural funk a human body gets after a few days, but to my nose, that jasmine body wash smells glorious: heady, sexy, humid. “Oh, do you not like jasmine? Did it smell like shit or body odor to you?” I inquired. “So … what’s up with that Flying Fox body wash?” ( Flying Fox is my beloved, now-discontinued fave from LUSH.) I recently had a house guest, who after showering, came up to me looking a little sheepish and quizzical.